[Answering Phone]
Me: Hello?
Donkey: Just swung by Samsung and got refund promised yesterday.
Me: Let me guess. You find yourself at Krispy Kreme.
Donkey: Oh, you're good.
Me: We've been married nigh on 40 years, Donkey. I know how you think.
Donkey: So I was wondering, being birthday week and all, if you would care to join me in a pre-celebration doughnut. Or two.
Me: How is it that no matter where you go, you seem to find your way to a bakery/doughnut shop?
Donkey: They doth beckon me.
Me: Convenient, "Adam."
Donkey: So, "Eve," you gonna join me?
Me: On the road to perdition?
Donkey: No, on the road to Krispy Kreme.
Me: Yeh, okay.
Donkey: That's my girl.
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