Me: I don't really feel like going to Knit Night tonight.
Donkey: What??? Why not? You can leave early if you're tired.
Me: Well, another group is holding an event there that has nothing to do with Knit Night and it's going to be a zoo. There might be parking issues.
Donkey: What kind of event?
Me: A pie auction thing.
Donkey: Pie? PIE? What kind of pie?
Me: You know, peach pie, pumpkin pie, pecan pie, pineapple pie, pistachio pie, pizza pie, mince tarts...
Donkey:
🤔 Hmmm. It would be impolite not to bring a pie home.
Me: But I don't feel like going.
Donkey: Yes, but IF you were to go, you know, you might want to bring a pie home. You know, to be polite and all.
Me: Somehow, I don't think courtesy is a motivating factor.
Donkey: What are you saying?
Me: I think we both know.
Donkey: Wounded. Wounded I am.
Me: Greedy. Greedy you are.
Donkey: Here's your knitting. Let me get your coat. Have a great time. Bring home pie.😚
Donkey: What??? Why not? You can leave early if you're tired.
Me: Well, another group is holding an event there that has nothing to do with Knit Night and it's going to be a zoo. There might be parking issues.
Donkey: What kind of event?
Me: A pie auction thing.
Donkey: Pie? PIE? What kind of pie?
Me: You know, peach pie, pumpkin pie, pecan pie, pineapple pie, pistachio pie, pizza pie, mince tarts...
Donkey:
🤔 Hmmm. It would be impolite not to bring a pie home.Me: But I don't feel like going.
Donkey: Yes, but IF you were to go, you know, you might want to bring a pie home. You know, to be polite and all.
Me: Somehow, I don't think courtesy is a motivating factor.
Donkey: What are you saying?
Me: I think we both know.
Donkey: Wounded. Wounded I am.
Me: Greedy. Greedy you are.
Donkey: Here's your knitting. Let me get your coat. Have a great time. Bring home pie.😚
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