Me: I’m going to get my hair cut.
Donkey: I should probably drive you.
Me: Because?
Donkey: Well Paul (friend since high school) said there’s a really nice bakery near there.
Me: But I am going to get my hair cut.
Donkey: Well number sign two birds one stone.
😋
Me: Number sign?
Donkey: Yeh. You know. That tic tac toe thingy.
Me: Hashtag?
Donkey: Yeh. That thing. I can go check out the bakery while you get your hair cut.
Me: What’s for dinner? Doughnuts?
Donkey: Well no, but as you neglected to bring a pie home from knit night, I just naturally thought, you know, perhaps you would appreciate something sweet for afters.
Me: Oh so you’re thinking of ME.
Donkey: Yeh. always..
🙃
[fast forward to donkey exiting bakery]
Donkey: POP THE TRUNK!!!
Me: Why???
Donkey: SCORE!!!
Me: Huh?
Donkey: They sell CHEESECAKE FACTORY CHEESECAKE!!! NUMBER SIGN POP THE TRUNK!
Me: Hashtag...
Donkey: I should probably drive you.
Me: Because?
Donkey: Well Paul (friend since high school) said there’s a really nice bakery near there.
Me: But I am going to get my hair cut.
Donkey: Well number sign two birds one stone.
😋Me: Number sign?
Donkey: Yeh. You know. That tic tac toe thingy.
Me: Hashtag?
Donkey: Yeh. That thing. I can go check out the bakery while you get your hair cut.
Me: What’s for dinner? Doughnuts?
Donkey: Well no, but as you neglected to bring a pie home from knit night, I just naturally thought, you know, perhaps you would appreciate something sweet for afters.
Me: Oh so you’re thinking of ME.
Donkey: Yeh. always..
🙃[fast forward to donkey exiting bakery]
Donkey: POP THE TRUNK!!!
Me: Why???
Donkey: SCORE!!!
Me: Huh?
Donkey: They sell CHEESECAKE FACTORY CHEESECAKE!!! NUMBER SIGN POP THE TRUNK!
Me: Hashtag...
[so we are having double chocolate cheesecake for afters]
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