Fish Sandwich

Donkey: It’s fish

Me: Yeh, so?

Donkey: With lettuce

Me: And?

Donkey: Tomato?

Me: And?

Donkey: Cheese?

Me: How much cheese?

Donkey: Eighth of a cup?

Me: Are you sure?

Donkey: Well, it was shredded so actually, it was mostly air?

Me: Hmmmm.  Are you telling me or asking me?

Donkey: Diet food, if you will, with added tartar sauce and brioche bread...

Me: you should put a watermelon next to it. For perspective.  If you will. 

Donkey: I am sensing hostility. 

Me: more like incredulity. 

Donkey: with added hostile undertones?

Me: just eat your diet sandwich.