Me: The doc has put me on weekly B12 injections for 4 weeks then monthly for 4 months. I can't do any housework or dishes or ironing until they're done.
Donkey: You probably shouldn't knit either.
Me: Oh no, I can knit.
Donkey: But your hand cramps...
Me: I just have to avoid purling 7 together through back loop.
Donkey: ... 
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Me: Or 24-stitch cables.
Donkey: Wait. What have you ironed recently? Or ever, if we're being dead honest?
Me: I just say "no" to ironing. And it's your perception that's wrinkled, not your clothes.
Donkey: Do they have a vitamin that makes you want to iron?
Me: If they do, I'll order you some.
Donkey: Thanks?
Me: You're welcome.
Donkey: I'm great sport for you, aren't I?
Me: Yes, you are. 
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