Deep Theological Discussions always take place at bedtime]
Me: Donkey? 
🤔
Donkey: Yeh?
Me: Do I believe in predestination?
Donkey: Why do you ask, my love?
🙄
Me: Got into a deep theological discussion today and someone asked me if I believed in predestination.
Donkey: Where was this?
Me: Dollarama
Donkey: What did you tell them?
Me: I told them I'd ask you and get back to them.
Donkey: Yes, darling, you do.
Me: Thank you, Donkey.
Donkey: Do you want to know WHY you believe in predestination?
Me: No. It's enough that you say I do.
Donkey: What if this person, in ... Dollarama ... asks you why you believe in predestination?
Me: I'll give them your mobile number and tell them to text you.
Donkey: How will I recognize their number.
Me: I'll tell them to use a "number sign" deeptheologyquestion
Donkey: That'll do it.
Me: Thought so. Where would I be without you?
Donkey: In an overnight pouch, FedExed directly to hell, without passing "GO" and definitely without collecting $200
Me: Thought so. Just checking. Thank you, Heathcliff
😗
Donkey: Any time, Kathy.😗
Me: Donkey?
Donkey: Yeh?
Me: Did Adam have a navel?🤔
Donkey: I'm going to sleep now. Good night.
Me:
🤔Donkey: Yeh?
Me: Do I believe in predestination?
Donkey: Why do you ask, my love?
🙄Me: Got into a deep theological discussion today and someone asked me if I believed in predestination.
Donkey: Where was this?
Me: Dollarama
Donkey: What did you tell them?
Me: I told them I'd ask you and get back to them.
Donkey: Yes, darling, you do.
Me: Thank you, Donkey.
Donkey: Do you want to know WHY you believe in predestination?
Me: No. It's enough that you say I do.
Donkey: What if this person, in ... Dollarama ... asks you why you believe in predestination?
Me: I'll give them your mobile number and tell them to text you.
Donkey: How will I recognize their number.
Me: I'll tell them to use a "number sign" deeptheologyquestion
Donkey: That'll do it.
Me: Thought so. Where would I be without you?
Donkey: In an overnight pouch, FedExed directly to hell, without passing "GO" and definitely without collecting $200
Me: Thought so. Just checking. Thank you, Heathcliff
😗Donkey: Any time, Kathy.
😗Me: Donkey?
Donkey: Yeh?
Me: Did Adam have a navel?
🤔Donkey: I'm going to sleep now. Good night.
Me:
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