Me: Yeh so?

Donkey: So it sorta behooves us to have ice cream sandwiches for dessert.

Me: Yes, but if we do that, there will be 2 wafers left and only one of us can have a sandwich tomorrow. Or whenever.

Donkey: I have an idea.

Me: I am quite sure you have.

Donkey: What if we make them “club” ice cream sandwiches?

Me: I’m listening, Seattle.

Donkey: Do you want Nutella on one wafer?
Me: Hell no.

Donkey: Banana chips?
Me: No thanks.

Donkey: Why not?
Me: bIf it ain’t broke...
Donkey: Okay, I’ll just “fix” mine.

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