Me: Yeh so?
Donkey: So it sorta behooves us to have ice cream sandwiches for dessert.
Me: Yes, but if we do that, there will be 2 wafers left and only one of us can have a sandwich tomorrow. Or whenever.
Donkey: I have an idea.
Me: I am quite sure you have.
Donkey: What if we make them “club” ice cream sandwiches?
Me: I’m listening, Seattle.
Donkey: Do you want Nutella on one wafer?
Me: Hell no.
Donkey: Banana chips?
Me: No thanks.
Donkey: Why not?
Me: bIf it ain’t broke...
Donkey: Okay, I’ll just “fix” mine.
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